BEST PLACE TO MEET INTELLIGENT WOMEN
Women. You know you can’t live without them. But it sure helps if the one you’re living with can carry on a conversation without using words like irregardless, high-larious, and — our personal favorite — anyways. Where can you find such a woman without having to scour comic-book conventions and Scrabble meetups? You want brains, but you could do without dressing up like Pikachu and engaging in cutthroat board-game play. Enter the SWAN Spoken Soul Festival, a celebration of women artists that climaxes with the Spoken Soul Showcase, an event featuring artists, singer/songwriters, photographers, and spoken-word artists — all of whom are female. In honor of International SWAN (Supporting Women Artists Now) Day, organizer, actress, and spoken-word artist Deborah Magdalena created an event that — wait for it — brings together the most talented, bright, creative, and (dare we say it?) beautiful women in Miami. Besides knowing who Mondrian is, female artists got swag. They’re easy on the eyes — and that helps soothe the pain when they’re laying the smackdown on you in a game of Words With Friends. If you’re a dude looking for a brainy chick, your best bet is the Spoken Soul Showcase. If you’re a chick looking for a brainy female, attend the Sunday brunch, which is ladies only. It’s like shooting female Mensa fish in a barrel.